Extra Strong Fart Spray

This is not your average stink spray—this is biological warfare in a bottle. The “Ocean of Vomit” fart spray is so intensely awful it should come with a hazmat suit. One spray unleashes a soul-crushing combo of rotten eggs, dead dreams, and public restroom tragedy.

Why will you love him?

  • Smells like the underworld’s toilet—in a good way

  • Non-toxic, but still morally questionable

  • Perfect for pranks on roommates, coworkers, or unsuspecting exes

  • Comes in a convenient, evil little spray bottle

What can go wrong?

  • People will hate you (but also fear you)

  • May cause dry heaving, betrayal, or minor exile

  • Seriously… don’t spray indoors if you value your lease

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