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Emergency Fire Blanket

Cook up a storm without worrying about burning your house down. This fibreglass fire blanket puts out flames faster than your ex put an end to your dreams. It’s a no-mess, no-spray, no-panic solution that turns “OH NO” into “I got this”.

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Why will you love him?

Instantly puts out grease fires, appliance mishaps, and BBQs gone rogue
No expiration date, no maintenance – unlike fire extinguishers
Compact and ready to yank when chaos strikes
Comes in a 2-pack, because one is never enough when you’re that kind of cook

What can go wrong?

Doesn’t stop the emotional fire of holiday dinners
You’ll want to set things on fire just to try it
It’s fiberglass – don’t hug it

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