Middle Finger Garden Gnome

Tired of the polite garden statues that say “live, laugh, love”? Here’s one that looks like it wants to be left alone. This rebel resin is a great detail that makes it the perfect decoration for people who like to make others feel bad without saying anything.

Why will you love him?

  • Resin middle finger = weatherproof disrespect

  • Makes neighbors laugh (or call the HOA)

  • Ideal for introverts, pranksters, or office burnout survivors

What can go wrong?

  • Not everyone shares your refined sense of humor

  • Might start flipping off you after too much sun exposure

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