Behold, a tiny universe trapped inside a crystal ball. This laser-engraved solar system isn’t just pretty — it’s cosmically pointless in the best way. Plug it in via USB and watch your existential dread sparkle. Perfect for your desk, nightstand, or the shrine you’ve built to avoid reality.
Solar System 3D Crystal Ball
Why will you love him?
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Glows like the Space Nerd Bat-Signal
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Makes you look smarter than you probably are
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Ideal for gifting or summoning alien vibes
What can go wrong?
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Won’t help you understand astronomy
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May trigger mid-life crisis
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Will 100% distract you during Zoom calls
Warning: This is the place where savings come to die... but what a way to go!
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Santa Bathroom Set
VIEW PRICEAre you tired of your bathroom being the only room in the house unaffected by the holiday madness? This hilarious Santa set will transform your toilet into the merriest throne in the house! It comes complete with a lid, a mat and a flush sticker.
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Christmas Chaos Socks
VIEW PRICEThese Christmas socks don’t just scream holiday spirit – they yell it, in glitter. Covered in Santa Claus, snowflakes, elks, and an entire support crew that probably didn't sign up for this, they're the perfect way to confuse everyone at the ugly sweater party from the ankle down.
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Christmas Chaos Cushions
VIEW AT AMAZONHey, why not pop these on your couch? They'll instantly make your living room feel like Christmas! With snowmen, Santas, and wreaths all over the place, these pillow covers are like a cheerful holiday celebration in the best way possible.
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Obscene Reindeer
VIEW AT AMAZONNothing says “Merry Christmas” like a reindeer dabbing and flipping everyone off. This ornament screams holiday spirit... if your spirit is 99% chaos and 1% eggnog. Hang it proudly, offend your in-laws, and make sure Santa knows exactly where you stand.
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Men’s Santa Claus T-Shirt
VIEW PRICEEver wanted to shout “I LOVE CHRISTMAS” without having to say it? Put on this cheerful Santa graphic tee and let your torso scream. It's loud. It's proud. It's polyester. And it will undoubtedly elicit comments from co-workers, cashiers, and probably your neighbor Gary.
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Hooded Blanket for Mom
VIEW AT AMAZONThis ultra-cozy wearable blanket is the perfect gift for the queen of the house. Whatever the occasion – be it Christmas, her birthday or just because you want to – this lovely hooded hug will keep her warm and cosy, and make her feel happy and special.
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Christmas Toilet Paper
VIEW AT AMAZONJust when you thought it was safe to take a festive dump… BAM. Santa’s watching. This roll of Christmas toilet paper reminds you that privacy is a myth and jolly ol’ St. Nick is judging your bathroom habits. The perfect mix of holiday cheer and emotional trauma.
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Electric Christmas Tree Train
VIEW PRICENothing says “holiday chaos” like a tiny electric train barreling through your tree like it owns the place. This festive little monster lights up, makes noise, and literally spins around your Christmas tree. It’s part holiday magic, part tiny mechanical threat, and we’re here for it.
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Grinch Costume Set
VIEW AT AMAZONSteal Christmas (or just the spotlight) with this full Grinch costume, complete with the mask. Whether you’re crashing holiday parties or haunting Whoville dreams, this outfit brings chaos, cheer, and just the right amount of regret.
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Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt
VIEW AT AMAZONThis is the kind of ugly that wins contests. Loud, ridiculous, and unapologetically festive, this unisex Christmas sweatshirt brings 3D chaos to your holiday wardrobe. Perfect for turning heads, raising eyebrows, and ruining family photos.
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Oversized Christmas Sweater
VIEW AT AMAZONThis cosy Christmas jumper is the perfect way to add a touch of festive fun to your everyday wardrobe. Oversized, ultra-soft and decked out in festive vibes, it's perfect for holiday parties, lounging with cocoa, or pretending you didn't just binge an entire pie.
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Glass Coffee Mug Gift
VIEW AT AMAZONThis elegant glass mug is for the woman who deserves a little sparkle with her morning coffee. It’s the kind of gift that says “I love you” without screaming it—perfect for moms, wives, girlfriends, and anyone who enjoys sipping in style.
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Snowman Skier
VIEW PRICENothing says “holiday spirit” like a snowman dressed like your grandpa’s favorite flannel, barreling down imaginary slopes on skis. This little blue-plaid menace brings festive vibes and a suspicious amount of attitude to your winter décor.
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Christmas Train Night Light
VIEW PRICECheck out this awesome Christmas train desktop ornament – it's totally unique and the perfect addition to your festive décor! Not only does it feature Santa, snowmen, reindeer and a tree, but it also comes in a super cute Christmas fever dream design.
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Bunny Slippers
VIEW AT AMAZONYour feet deserve to be cuddled by fluffy cartoon bunnies. These warm and plush bunny slippers are the perfect mix of adorable and slightly unhinged. If you're lounging like a king, these bad boys are here to keep your feet warm and your mood chaotic-cute.
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