Hooded Blanket for Mom

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• Oversized Christmas Sweater

  

  This cosy Christmas jumper is the perfect way to add a touch of festive fun to your everyday wardrobe. Oversized, ultra-soft and decked out in festive vibes, it's perfect for holiday parties, lounging with cocoa, or pretending you didn't just binge an entire pie.

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• Christmas Chaos Socks

  

  These Christmas socks don’t just scream holiday spirit – they yell it, in glitter. Covered in Santa Claus, snowflakes, elks, and an entire support crew that probably didn't sign up for this, they're the perfect way to confuse everyone at the ugly sweater party from the ankle down.

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• Grinch Costume Set

  

  Steal Christmas (or just the spotlight) with this full Grinch costume, complete with the mask. Whether you’re crashing holiday parties or haunting Whoville dreams, this outfit brings chaos, cheer, and just the right amount of regret.

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• Glass Coffee Mug Gift

  

  This elegant glass mug is for the woman who deserves a little sparkle with her morning coffee. It’s the kind of gift that says “I love you” without screaming it—perfect for moms, wives, girlfriends, and anyone who enjoys sipping in style.

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• Christmas Train Night Light

  

  Check out this awesome Christmas train desktop ornament – it's totally unique and the perfect addition to your festive décor! Not only does it feature Santa, snowmen, reindeer and a tree, but it also comes in a super cute Christmas fever dream design.

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• Solar System 3D Crystal Ball

  

  Behold, a tiny universe trapped inside a crystal ball. This laser-engraved solar system isn’t just pretty — it’s cosmically pointless in the best way. Plug it in via USB and watch your existential dread sparkle. Perfect for your desk, nightstand, or the shrine you’ve built to avoid reality.

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• Electric Christmas Tree Train

  

  Nothing says “holiday chaos” like a tiny electric train barreling through your tree like it owns the place. This festive little monster lights up, makes noise, and literally spins around your Christmas tree. It’s part holiday magic, part tiny mechanical threat, and we’re here for it.

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• Bunny Slippers

  

  Your feet deserve to be cuddled by fluffy cartoon bunnies. These warm and plush bunny slippers are the perfect mix of adorable and slightly unhinged. If you're lounging like a king, these bad boys are here to keep your feet warm and your mood chaotic-cute.

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• Men’s Santa Claus T-Shirt

  

  Ever wanted to shout “I LOVE CHRISTMAS” without having to say it? Put on this cheerful Santa graphic tee and let your torso scream. It's loud. It's proud. It's polyester. And it will undoubtedly elicit comments from co-workers, cashiers, and probably your neighbor Gary.

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• Christmas Chaos Cushions

  

  Hey, why not pop these on your couch? They'll instantly make your living room feel like Christmas! With snowmen, Santas, and wreaths all over the place, these pillow covers are like a cheerful holiday celebration in the best way possible.

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• Santa Bathroom Set

  

  Are you tired of your bathroom being the only room in the house unaffected by the holiday madness? This hilarious Santa set will transform your toilet into the merriest throne in the house! It comes complete with a lid, a mat and a flush sticker.

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• Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt

  

  This is the kind of ugly that wins contests. Loud, ridiculous, and unapologetically festive, this unisex Christmas sweatshirt brings 3D chaos to your holiday wardrobe. Perfect for turning heads, raising eyebrows, and ruining family photos.

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• Snowman Skier

  

  Nothing says “holiday spirit” like a snowman dressed like your grandpa’s favorite flannel, barreling down imaginary slopes on skis. This little blue-plaid menace brings festive vibes and a suspicious amount of attitude to your winter décor.

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• Obscene Reindeer

  

  Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a reindeer dabbing and flipping everyone off. This ornament screams holiday spirit... if your spirit is 99% chaos and 1% eggnog. Hang it proudly, offend your in-laws, and make sure Santa knows exactly where you stand.

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• Christmas Toilet Paper

  

  Just when you thought it was safe to take a festive dump… BAM. Santa’s watching. This roll of Christmas toilet paper reminds you that privacy is a myth and jolly ol’ St. Nick is judging your bathroom habits. The perfect mix of holiday cheer and emotional trauma.

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