Just when you thought it was safe to take a festive dump… BAM. Santa’s watching. This roll of Christmas toilet paper reminds you that privacy is a myth and jolly ol’ St. Nick is judging your bathroom habits. The perfect mix of holiday cheer and emotional trauma.
Christmas Toilet Paper
Why will you love him?
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Hilarious bathroom decor for guests who thought they were safe
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Prints that say, “Ho ho hold it in”
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Great gag gift for white elephant, or just someone who’s full of it
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Works like regular toilet paper… just with more shame
What can go wrong?
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Cannot unsee Santa’s judgmental stare
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Not recommended for people with a weak bladder and a strong conscience
Warning: This is the place where savings come to die... but what a way to go!
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Hooded Blanket for Mom
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Solar System 3D Crystal Ball
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Grinch Costume Set
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Electric Christmas Tree Train
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Bunny Slippers
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Snowman Skier
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Christmas Train Night Light
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Santa Bathroom Set
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Men’s Santa Claus T-Shirt
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Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt
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Obscene Reindeer
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Oversized Christmas Sweater
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Glass Coffee Mug Gift
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Christmas Chaos Socks
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